Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.
play this on the projector at my funeral and lock the doors so no one can leave and they’re forced to watch all 3:30 of it
no wonder why she’s single
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
make that 377,252
— Blake Henderson (via fuckyeah-workaholics)
I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father.
I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
I’ve only ever seen one gif from this before! I’m so glad this turned up on my dash.
Can’t wait :)
it takes me 3-7 business days to reply to texts
Downtown Amsterdam at dusk, Amsterdam, The Netherlands. November 2013
I’m in the Netherlands right now!!!
what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows